Tag Archives: sex

Can finish, won’t finish

A limp weiner

A not-so-wet dream has me pondering both the predictive power of our sleep-time show-time and the waning power of my libido
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Sex-ed scarring

Wolves mating

Sex education is a young man’s rite-of-passage. So too, for some of us, was not understanding it.
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Sins of the Grandfathers

 

Isn’t it time the UK introduced a statute of limitation on sex crimes? Another week and another star of yesteryear is ensnared by Operation Yewtree. This time it’s “comedian” Jim Davidson who has been arrested over allegations of sexual offences committed … Continue reading

No fat chicks!

 

If I wasn’t always a shallow, sexist pig, Something must have made me one. No tattoos, no smokers and no fat chicks. I judge women on first glance and these are the three main things I’m looking for. Or at … Continue reading

Head-to-head

 

What is it we get from giving a little head? A good few drinks into a night out a guy starts to dance with a girl on a busy dance floor. It gets a little steamy and eventually she leads … Continue reading

Now then, now then

 

Once a victim, always a victim Papal infallibility will have taken something of a knock if the bumper crop of sex-offence allegations against Papally Knighted  Jimmy Savile turn out to be true. I guess even the best of Gods have their … Continue reading

Distasteful distaste

 

Britain needs to grow up about child sex crimes Question. You receive in your morning mail a misdirected packet. An address you can’t recognise or decipher. It was probably intended for someone in your town but the chances of tracking … Continue reading

Unhappy marriage? Blame your DNA

Marriage and DNA

You might be miserable, but your genes aren’t Continue reading

Gold-digger? Don’t be so quick to judge

He might be over the hill, but his sperm ain’t. Continue reading